ESKIES

WOOOOOOOOOOO, YAAAAAAAAAAA, WOOOOOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Take that Don Mathews.

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Not another one.

So I just got back from an ambulance call and again I had to deal with a motor vehicle accident that involved a fatality. Now I'm not sure of the cause of this one, but I'd be willing to bet that it was avoidable. I guess this is a rant of how stupid people are again, this seems to be a common theme of this blog. Come one people be smarter on the highway, there is no need for any of these accidents if we could all just follow some same lessons.
1) SLOW DOWN!!!! there is no need to go anywhere fast, in fact the faster you go (espically in trucks) the more fuel you use and with the way gas prices are better fuel economy is a perk. Plus 10km faster in speed mean that you are like 20% more likely to be killed of you do get into an accident and you are less likely to be able to stop in time if something happens to occur.
2) DON'T TAILGATE!!! all this does is make people mad and is the major cause of rear end collisions, and the judge will not take "he was going to slow and I was trying to make him go faster" as a reason for why your car in now lodged in the back of the guy you where tailgating.
3) PUT DOWN THE FUCKING CELL PHONE!!!! I think this one explains itself. If you don't understand, you probably shouldn't be driving because you don't have the IQ.
4) Just think, it you wouldn't want someone to do that to you while you where driving (ie. cutting off, etc.) why the hell are you doing it to other people.
I really shouldn't have to harp on this but there are far to many stupid people out there, and If you want to continue being stupid one day there is a good chance someone like me will stand above your lifeless body shaking my head at your stupidity as I place you in a body bag.

The Lack of Sleep.

So I am now going on three days with only about 5 hours of sleep shared between them. Why would anyone do something so stupid you ask? Well its not like I had much choice in the matter, we have been really busy. Now when I tell people that I have slept so little and worked so much, the first question they aways ask is; Is that really safe? Hell if I know. What do I look like some sort of medical professional. All I know is that I'm kind of sleepy. Kind of real sleepy.

Why Small Towns Are BETTER

So I often have this argument with the people I know about where is the better place to live, A big city or a small town. Today I'm going to tell you why the small town is better. Well firstly and formost is the total lack of crazy traffic, sure people in small towns tend to be worse drivers but when there is noone else on the road you can get away with it. Two, everyone is friendly and everyone knows everyone else, it is like a big extended family. Try to say that about a big city. Three, I live with the mayor, go camping with the fire chief and have been out drinking with both, and all this isn't that big a deal. If you even get to meet the mayor in a large city its a big deal and it really shouldn't be. Four, I can walk anywhere in town in under 45 minutes. Five, if you go to the bar alone you are bound to run into someone you know. Six, the waiting line at the hopsital is much, much shorter. Seven, I live in a small town. Eight, you have a better chance of knowing your local police, fire and ambulance members. Nine, how many of you big city folks have been to a demo derby? enough said. Ten, small towns tend to worship a world's largest something. Eleven, we have more green spaces.
So yeah thats eleven reasons, I'm sure there are many more. So take that big city folk sucks to be you now doesn't it.

Trying Hard

So here am I again looking at my blog, feeling dumb for not updating more often. I'm not really sure why I can't just come here at least once a week and write something down. Maybe I just picked the wrong way to express my ideas. Not that all that crap matters I have made a goal to at the least up date my blog now once ever month. I shall try once every week, but I make no promises. No promises at all.

Soo, with all that stuff out of the way on to more other stuff.
So here I sit in a 911 dispatch center in some secret location in western central Alberta. So the location isn't really all the secret I'm sure most of the town knows where it is, but thats beside the point. So here I sit and ponder the stupidity of humanity. Now you may ask what brought this on. To answer that, I was listening to some old 911 calls and found one where a lady had called in to report a person driving around in a motorised scooter (one of those things that diabled people use to get around). Now why on earth would she call in to report this you wonder. Well because she didn't think that the person was disabled, and why would a nondisabled person be on one of these things. Now could someone please explain to me where the emergency is. Lady, put the the binoculars and mind your own business. How can you have nothing better to do than report people driving motorised scooters, and even if he wasn't disabled, who cares. Not I, not the police, in fact I think no one cares. If I had gotten a report of a stolen scooter I might have been interested but no, no I hadden't. So I guess my general message is "People, STOP BEING DUMB!!!"

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